WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED....

A Woman Who Gives Massages and Pedicures to Oppossums meets a man who adopts a parasailing donkey and together they team up to fight
the Bodybuilding Neo-Nazi Porn Star who embalms dead people for a living.

No, seriously, I did not make any of this stuff up.

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED

A scuba diving weiner dog and a seagull who thinks he's a cat, join forces to rescue a penguin found wandering the streets of Dublin in order to stop a one armed Chinese monkey who killed 80 chickens.

Ok, now someone please go and write that screenplay because this is one movie I would love to see.

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - ANIMAL EDITION

In this episode, a German man marries his dying cat and breeds a tiny horse that fits into his pocket which causes a swarm of honeybees to invade the White House.

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - MARCH 22ND

A man armed with a “Taser Me Elmo” rifle and a hand grenade loaded with hot, spicy peppers walked into his local TOYS R US and purchased a new Laser Bore sight for his 5 year old son.

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - March 12, 2010

A 101 year old woman who wakes up with a horn on her forehead and a baby girl born with a 5 inch tail drive to a restaurant which serves Squirrel Pie and end up in a tragic accident caused by a woman who was shaving her bikini line while driving.

Now...write that screenplay!

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED

Another dose of real-life news from the internet which, when meshed together, creates the framework for an ingenious screenplay concept.

Dateline: Februrary 25, 2010

A woman so fat she can stop bullets teams up with a cop who has to kill a crazed chimpanzee and then uses music to deal with his pain. Together they steal a commercial jetpack and help Kirstie Alley’s dream booty call come true.

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