WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - ANIMAL EDITION

In this episode, a German man marries his dying cat and breeds a tiny horse that fits into his pocket which causes a swarm of honeybees to invade the White House.

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - MARCH 22ND

A man armed with a “Taser Me Elmo” rifle and a hand grenade loaded with hot, spicy peppers walked into his local TOYS R US and purchased a new Laser Bore sight for his 5 year old son.

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - March 12, 2010

A 101 year old woman who wakes up with a horn on her forehead and a baby girl born with a 5 inch tail drive to a restaurant which serves Squirrel Pie and end up in a tragic accident caused by a woman who was shaving her bikini line while driving.

Now...write that screenplay!

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - March 4th, 2010

A man who advertises illegal circumcision’s on Craigslist builds a flying hovercraft made out of his old barbecue, his daughter's scooter, and his wife's car and flies to Russia in order to rescue an alcoholic chimp who is sent to rehab.

*Note: This is another genius idea for a screenplay based on insane headlines from today's news. Go write that screenplay!

WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED

Another dose of real-life news from the internet which, when meshed together, creates the framework for an ingenious screenplay concept.

Dateline: Februrary 25, 2010

A woman so fat she can stop bullets teams up with a cop who has to kill a crazed chimpanzee and then uses music to deal with his pain. Together they steal a commercial jetpack and help Kirstie Alley’s dream booty call come true.

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