A man armed with a “Taser Me Elmo” rifle and a hand grenade loaded with hot, spicy peppers walked into his local TOYS R US and purchased a new Laser Bore sight for his 5 year old son.
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Monday, March 22, 2010
WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - MARCH 22ND
A man armed with a “Taser Me Elmo” rifle and a hand grenade loaded with hot, spicy peppers walked into his local TOYS R US and purchased a new Laser Bore sight for his 5 year old son.
Friday, March 12, 2010
WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - March 12, 2010
A 101 year old woman who wakes up with a horn on her forehead and a baby girl born with a 5 inch tail drive to a restaurant which serves Squirrel Pie and end up in a tragic accident caused by a woman who was shaving her bikini line while driving.
Now...write that screenplay!
Now...write that screenplay!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF WE TRIED - March 4th, 2010
A man who advertises illegal circumcision’s on Craigslist builds a flying hovercraft made out of his old barbecue, his daughter's scooter, and his wife's car and flies to Russia in order to rescue an alcoholic chimp who is sent to rehab.
*Note: This is another genius idea for a screenplay based on insane headlines from today's news. Go write that screenplay!
*Note: This is another genius idea for a screenplay based on insane headlines from today's news. Go write that screenplay!
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